I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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