all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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