Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
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Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
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She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.