Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
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We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
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I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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