Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
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they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I am in a vortex of obligation.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
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i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
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That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
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