Some milfs here doing some blow
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
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i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
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He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.