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Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.