ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
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You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
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I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds