haha omg you stole $185 from a passed out drunk indian on your porch and called the ambulance??
savin' lives aint cheap
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
Never drink rum straight from the bottle, even if people say it'll make you a pirate. It won't: it'll make you a bumbling shitfaced idiot who just drank rum straight from the bottle.
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We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
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I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
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