it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
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We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
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On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
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