ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
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The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
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Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
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My boss just texted me, clearly drunk, and said get down here pronto with a handle of rum, 50 lbs. of cold cuts, and a BB gun. This is not why I went to law school.
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