physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
Randomize