all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
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Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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