She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
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Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
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Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
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