D3 body, D1 cock
M and I are hungry and we are making your pizza in the fridge. But you're having sex and we're not so we dont feel bad.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Randomize
