You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
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It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
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I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
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