Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
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I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
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Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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