I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
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You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
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We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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