You're completely useless in the revolution.
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
My face smells like last night's lay. I need a whore bath. Or a corndog.
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
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