Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
Saw a sign earlier "Domino's Lava Cakes $3.00" and I thought of you. This text brought to you by thing I don't need to know about your sex life.
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
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