so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
Oh my god. Just had sex with this girl on the boardroom table at my work at midnight (win!) just realized I left the condom wrapper on the table (lose!)
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
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i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
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Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
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