David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
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Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
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I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
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It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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