Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
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if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
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Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
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