I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
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Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
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CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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