And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
operation have a gay friend backfired
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
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I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
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I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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