I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
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oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
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I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm