Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
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She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
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Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.