He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
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Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
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She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening