you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight