I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
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Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
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So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!