How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
even my farts smell like vagina
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
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She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
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CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
Just zoned back in to real life and found myself chanting "noodle eater noodle eater noodle eater" at my parrot as he devoured a single macaroni
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
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