She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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