becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
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Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
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Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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