so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
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Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
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It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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