I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
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I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
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Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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