idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
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I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
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But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
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