Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
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dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
I swear, its like my old fuck buddies have a 6th sense for when I'm going to be daydrunk. Then they start texting me. And then I start sexting them
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
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dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
We're not piercing ourselves today.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
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