You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
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is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
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He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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