I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
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I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
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Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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