arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
Barsexuality is the new black.
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
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Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
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We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
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