Is it normal to miss your booty call?
I think im going to throw up on grandma
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
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I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
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