ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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