Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
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Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
Still dying that you shit outside
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Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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