batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
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THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
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If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor