ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
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still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
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You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...