my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
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