His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
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Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
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Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
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