how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
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