I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
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Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
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Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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