She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
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You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
Her facebook status said "just got a sign from god". I texted her and apparently she found a slice of pizza in the shower.
You almost married that.
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
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the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
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