a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
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Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
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I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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