"it" just moved
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
Randomize
