There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
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I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
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I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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