I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
I'm about 40% drunk. You know, not drunk enough to light the bar on fire, but drunk enough to let the cougar hit on me.
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