You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
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I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
dream priorities were more important than voting today. don't tell me you wouldn't keep going back to sleep to find out who would win a fight between oprah and godzilla
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
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I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
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