HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
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