come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
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She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
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so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
we should paint friendship bongs
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